Makeover Service


"I do makeovers Jim, but not as you know them"

Well my little budding strumpet, you won't find any Klingons in my underwear.

If you want to have an amusing afternoon or an evening being the girl of your dreams - or nightmares even, you might do worse than to spend it with me in my very nice flat, complete with my very kinky playroom.

After a five-minute interrogation over a glass of wine, I set to work turning you into a girly or a slut, or maybe even a bitch :) Make-up, hair, dress-up and then we adjourn to the very atmospheric dungeon playroom - epicentre of kinky goings-on and much rudery.

You can be photographed as a Hustler magazine pin-up (Vogue turned me down) or as a downright slutty streetwalking whore.

In fact, I have a pet stud or two who can take us out to the local main road to be photographed plying our wares, adorned in pvc tart's macs and kinky boots and swinging our handbags in expectation. The downside (or plus side, if you will) is that stud then takes us back to the dungeon to sort us both out - and I mean 'sort' with a capital S :).

Play can range from kissing and cuddling to filthy bondage sex, employing all my dungeon furniture, my array of wicked toys and dressing up in all manner of tarty outfits. Failing that, we can have a nice cup of tea and discuss the merits of colour therapy.

I prefer my protege slags to be a size 18 at the outside, as most of my vast wardrobe is my own or items that have been donated by reasonably sized girls.

I charge £120 for a three hour afternoon session, but my evening sessions can be even longer if you wish to make a night of it and sleep over in the comfy guestroom, for which I charge an additonal 30 pounds.

Visits from my studs attract no additonal fee, but the wonderfully vampish female co-slutdom Larabitch can join us for a negotiable fee. I also have a very naughty tgirl housemate who can join in the fun for a more modest fee. One glimpse of Larabitch's thighbooted figure makes one realise why people make such extravagant confessions in police stations. :)

I have had some notable successes in turning Morks into Mindys or even Hermans into Hermiones :) Which one are you?? 

Get in touch. Even if you don't make a star on Hollywood Boulevard, you will not go away without a smile on your face - as a finale, I shackle my slags to the wall-cross and forcibly milk them over my slutty face. In fact, my neighbours think I am breeding Cheshire cats :)

Bye for now

I never take bookings by messaging alone, so you will have to call me to arrange an appointment, preferably at least a day in advance.

07810 431207 - no texts or withheld number calls please